1 00:00:19,440 --> 00:00:22,080 {\an8}Ay! Get away from my desk! 2 00:00:22,160 --> 00:00:25,200 Have you paid this? Hm? 3 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:28,160 You see, this is why I got you an in-tray. 4 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:30,040 Things you haven't dealt with yet go here, 5 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:31,920 Oh, is that what that's for? 6 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,640 Anyway, that's Sebastian's job. 7 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:36,240 Not if it's not in my in-tray. 8 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,800 What's this? 9 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:40,880 "You are invited to the scene of the crime." 10 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:43,120 Hey! Gimme that. 11 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:44,760 Who's Olivia? 12 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,160 "Dear Frank, Olivia is desperate..."-- 13 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:49,960 underlined-- "...to see you." 14 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,400 Olivia Bluebell. We went to school together. 15 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:57,560 Olivia... Olivia Bluebell? Casting Director for the RSC? 16 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:00,920 I don't know. I mean, she likes drama and that. 17 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:04,600 Yeah, she was Juliet in the sixth-form play. 18 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:06,240 I fell asleep... 19 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:08,800 She left me for Bill White shortly after that. 20 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:10,680 The invite's from him. 21 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:14,520 He's organising some sort of murder-mystery-themed reunion... 22 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,440 You know, costumes and that sort of stuff... 23 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:19,600 Oh, Frank. Your first love! 24 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,320 And she's desperate to see you... 25 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,480 I bumped into her in the street a couple of weeks ago. 26 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:28,760 She did seem a bit... 27 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,920 What? Nervous? 28 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,840 No... Bit excited? 29 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:36,040 Billious. Yeah. 30 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:38,320 I mean, her and Bill have been together for years. 31 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:41,320 I'm surprised they invited me. He's always hated me. 32 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,360 Maybe he's mellowed in his old age. 33 00:01:43,440 --> 00:01:46,120 Old! He's the same age as me! 34 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,920 Um, sorry. Not to make this all about me, 35 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,160 but I have been trying to get a meeting with Olivia Bluebell 36 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:52,960 for quite some time. 37 00:01:53,040 --> 00:01:54,280 Well, we will drive you there. 38 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:55,760 'Cos it's in the middle of nowhere. 39 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,600 I could learn a monologue. Just in case. 40 00:01:58,680 --> 00:02:00,040 I'm going to stop you right there. 41 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,560 I am not going. 42 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:48,680 Oh! 43 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:50,320 I look daft. 44 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,160 Not bad for a 1920s policeman on a day's notice. 45 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:55,160 Yeah, and it's a good thing if you make her laugh, right? 46 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,960 They must be stinking rich. 47 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,640 Oh, yeah. 48 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:01,440 Bill invented the world's first "unblockable toilet." 49 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,120 I've always wanted one of those, 50 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:04,720 but they're a bit pricey, aren't they. 51 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:08,560 - You two should eat more fibre. - Do crisps count? 52 00:03:08,640 --> 00:03:10,640 Nice car. 53 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,480 That's Paul Belch. 54 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,600 He was Bill's sidekick at school. 55 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,240 Where's his costume? 56 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:23,320 Are you a bit nervous. 57 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,880 You know neither of you two are invited, right? 58 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:29,160 Yeah, well, we'll walk you to the door. 59 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,840 Why don't you walk me to the Mucky Mallard, instead? 60 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,120 - Is that Olivia? Wow! - Let's go. 61 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:37,960 I told you, no costumes. 62 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,800 Bill said he dares you to wear it. 63 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,280 You know how he hates running late! 64 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,360 Go on. 65 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,720 Oh, Frank! 66 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:49,160 I-I didn't know you were coming. 67 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:53,160 Me neither. I mean, me too. 68 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,000 - I'll just go, shall I? - No. 69 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:57,760 Um, hello! I'm Lu. I'm Frank's-- 70 00:03:57,840 --> 00:04:00,200 Olivia. I'm so sorry. How rude of me. 71 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:03,480 No, no. And this is Sebastian Brudenell. 72 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:10,400 Well, how nice to meet you both. 73 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:13,240 Come on in. 74 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,200 I'm sure we can find an extra couple of parts. 75 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:18,400 Really.? Oh, okay. Okay, then. 76 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,880 Bags and coats there. 77 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:31,040 You'll have to hand over your phones and car keys. 78 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:34,240 Bill is paranoid about people cheating. 79 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:36,240 - Really? - Don't worry. 80 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,400 It's not that kind of party. 81 00:04:42,680 --> 00:04:45,280 Look at your truncheon! 82 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,640 Aw, you always could make me laugh. 83 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:54,200 You look, uh, beautiful. 84 00:04:54,280 --> 00:04:57,320 You look lovely, really. 85 00:04:57,400 --> 00:04:59,400 It's Bill's idea. 86 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:01,040 You know, I wanted to say something 87 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:03,160 when we bumped into each other. 88 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,040 Maybe later. 89 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,320 At your service, ma'am. 90 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,000 Let me take you through. 91 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,440 Oh, please. 92 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:18,080 "At your service." Pull yourselves together! 93 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,600 All this over some toilets! 94 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:24,440 It's only a game, Hannah. 95 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,800 I need some air! 96 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:30,280 Isn't that the politician? Hannah Volumnia? 97 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,920 Frank! Glad you could make it. 98 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,520 - And who are these? - Frank's wife and son came! 99 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,280 Isn't that nice? 100 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:39,400 - That's no my wife. - He's not my son. 101 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,600 In fact, I mean, am I old enough? 102 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:43,040 Would that work? I don't think so. 103 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,760 I'm Lu. I'm Frank's business partner. 104 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:49,040 And I'm also the designated driver tonight. 105 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:54,320 So, yeah, so Frank is very single. 106 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:58,040 I mean, single. Just well, normal single, yeah. 107 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,320 And you're also a PI, are you? 108 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:04,560 I'm a RADA trained actor. 109 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:07,760 And I also work for them. 110 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:09,560 - Occasionally. - Yeah. 111 00:06:09,640 --> 00:06:11,520 Sebastian is a wonderful actor. 112 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:13,960 I think actually he's gonna be amazing at your game. 113 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:15,800 I think you're gonna be really impressed. 114 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:19,480 Well, an entire PI firm turn up at my murder mystery party! 115 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:22,080 I suppose I should be flattered. 116 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,080 But I don't have parts for you two. 117 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:28,400 I told them that we'd make it work. 118 00:06:28,480 --> 00:06:31,040 I told them about your rule. 119 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:34,200 Come on. Let me get you some costumes. 120 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:35,880 He loves a costume. 121 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:38,840 So, uh, where's the rest of the sixth form then? 122 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:42,280 - Eugene's on his way. - Eugene Bottom? 123 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,120 From Bottom to top lawyer, would you believe it. 124 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,600 He's been helping me with my will. 125 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,200 We should have a quiet word. 126 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,360 I'll be honest. 127 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,440 I'm the one who was desperate to see you. 128 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:08,000 I used Olivia as bait. 129 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:09,520 Why? 130 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:12,600 Let's just say you'll be doing me a favour 131 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:15,880 if you'd just keep an eye on her tonight. 132 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,840 In your professional capacity. 133 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:21,560 I'm sorry, Bill. I don't really feel comfortable with that. 134 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:23,840 I can recommend somebody else. 135 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:27,600 Your scruples do you credit. 136 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,720 Ah, see. 137 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:36,640 Never kicked the habit I started on the music block roof! 138 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,360 That'll be Eugene. 139 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,680 Eugene! You remember Frank? 140 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,280 Of course. How are you? 141 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,160 What have you come as? 142 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:55,480 - A pimp. - Oh. 143 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:59,200 Eugene Bottom. Frank Hathaway. 144 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:02,520 I didn't realise this was a party for losers and hangers-on! 145 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:03,840 Oh. 146 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,280 You still afraid of heights, Bottom? 147 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,880 Come on, Paul. Play nice. 148 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:09,160 If you're the butler, Belch, I'll have a drink. 149 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,160 Yes, you can serve us all a drink in a moment. 150 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,920 First the keys, please, that you may have. 151 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,880 - Mobile phone. I thank you. - There you go. 152 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:18,600 Would you show them through to the drawing room, darling? 153 00:08:18,680 --> 00:08:21,440 Of course. Isn't it good that we're all together? 154 00:08:21,520 --> 00:08:23,640 It's been so long. 155 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:31,120 This is not a reunion. 156 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:34,040 It's a job. Bill wants me to watch Olivia. 157 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:36,760 - Really? Well, what did you say? - No. 158 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,480 I don't want to get involved in their marital disputes. 159 00:08:39,560 --> 00:08:42,520 As soon as dinner's finished, we're out of here. 160 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,560 What about me? 161 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:46,680 Olivia Bluebell is one of the most powerful women 162 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,760 in British theatre! 163 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:50,440 Well, don't worry. You've still got plenty of time 164 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:51,960 to impress her. 165 00:08:52,040 --> 00:08:54,120 She's not given me much to work with. 166 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:57,240 What are you? An ant? 167 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:58,560 No. He's a pilot! 168 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:02,080 An explorer. Sorry. Sorry. 169 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:05,080 I just need some time to work on my back story. 170 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:08,240 Oh! 171 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:11,400 Dinner is served. 172 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:14,240 I hope you're all ready for this. 173 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:25,080 Five minutes behind schedule. Come along, everyone. 174 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,880 Chop, chop, chop. 175 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:30,120 Frank, Paul, Eugene, you remember Hannah. 176 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:31,680 Long time, no see. 177 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:33,680 Too fancy for us, are you? 178 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,120 For you. 179 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,840 Eugene. 180 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:40,160 I hear about you in the news sometimes. 181 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,160 I don't get as much coverage as I should. 182 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:45,080 Oh, really? I feel like I see you everywhere! 183 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,880 Oh, sorry, I'm Lu. I'm Frank's... 184 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,080 I'm the maid. 185 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:54,920 Not his maid. He's single. 186 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:59,480 So. Gazpacho! 187 00:09:59,560 --> 00:10:02,240 It's been a favourite of mine since our honeymoon. 188 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:06,280 And Olivia kindly agreed to make it for us tonight. 189 00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:08,240 It's not really 1920s, of course. 190 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:11,600 But it is blood red. 191 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,240 Let's just hope you eat it tonight. 192 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:17,240 What? 193 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:19,640 He's been on a diet lately. 194 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:23,840 In preparation for the next lovely lady to come along. 195 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:25,920 Lucky girl. 196 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,240 It's cold! 197 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,560 Yeah. It's gazpacho. 198 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,640 It's cold! 199 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:41,600 Because it's gazpacho. 200 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:42,800 What, cold? 201 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:46,200 Cold soup. Posh people do it. 202 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,160 I had to wrestle them snakes. 203 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,800 It was the only way. 204 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:02,480 Flight commander Captain Bigglesworth, 205 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:05,320 reporting for duty. 206 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,160 Oui, monsieur, 207 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:13,280 I have seen some things. 208 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:15,680 Parfait! 209 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:33,200 A unique prize for the best detective. 210 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:37,920 It is 24 carat gold. 211 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:39,960 A re-purposed anniversary present actually. 212 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:42,160 I thought it was perfect, 213 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:45,760 given that our relationship's been going down the pan. 214 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,240 Even I can tell that's bad taste. 215 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:49,400 Yeah, just a bit. 216 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:52,080 Mind you, if it is really gold, it'll be worth a fortune. 217 00:11:53,040 --> 00:11:56,840 Oh, look. "Frank Hathaway. Forget not that I am an ass." 218 00:11:56,920 --> 00:12:00,920 Uh, Dogberry from Much Ado. 219 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,040 He's a sort of useless copper. 220 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,920 Ah. That's good. 221 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 For of the game! It's good. 222 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,720 Sh, sh, sh, sh! No cheating. 223 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,000 Leave that now and pour some wine please. 224 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,360 There's a good chap. 225 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:21,200 So now that we're all finally here, we can commence. 226 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:25,880 At 19:10 hours, in the drawing room, 227 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,360 my pocket watch was stolen. 228 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:29,960 Oh! 229 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:33,040 Stolen? I thought this was a murder mystery party? 230 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,680 Ah, there are more twists in store. 231 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:36,960 But for now, there is a thief... 232 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,240 - Oh. - Oh. 233 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,520 ...in our midst. 234 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,600 Nervous, are we? 235 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:45,720 That's... 236 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,760 Oh, well, it couldn't have been me 237 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:56,080 because I was with you before dinner. 238 00:12:57,360 --> 00:13:00,880 In your professional capacity as a lady of the night? 239 00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:05,720 Yeah, well, yes. 240 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,280 Lucky boy, eh? 241 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:13,040 And you can corroborate that, can you? 242 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:15,880 Uh... 243 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:19,280 I'll, uh, it's, uh... 244 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:22,600 Ooh, it's-- Yep, yeah. 245 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,400 - Yeah? - Yeah. 246 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,720 Eugene, your alibi? 247 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:29,600 I, Bottom the pimp, 248 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:33,040 was collecting a payment from Officer Hathaway. 249 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,200 I then went to try and organise my client, 250 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:39,480 Miss Bluebell's, next trick. 251 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:41,400 Mm, wasn't me. I don't think even paying you would help, 252 00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:43,440 would it, darling? 253 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:46,480 Bill's most awkward dinner party so far. 254 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:48,160 - Yeah. - Ahhh. 255 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,120 Hannah? 256 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:55,400 Well, I didn't do it. I know because I read ahead. 257 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:57,760 But your moment will come. 258 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:00,560 All a bit tense, isn't it? 259 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,480 Have you got something to say, dear? 260 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:06,280 Me? No, no. 261 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:09,080 It's just lovely, lovely water. 262 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:15,000 - Your alibi. - Oh, my alibi! Um... 263 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,600 Well, I haven't got a... 264 00:14:16,680 --> 00:14:18,960 So... 265 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,040 I'm just a lowly maid. 266 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:26,080 I was milking a cow about 10 past 7:00. 267 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:28,480 I don't know. 268 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,320 Paul? 269 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:36,080 Refilling glasses all night. 270 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,120 Ah, now. 271 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:42,160 I think an excellent opportunity to steal a pocket watch. 272 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:44,360 Shall we vote? 273 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,640 Oh, no. Monsieur! 274 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:50,880 You forget me at your peril. 275 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:55,400 Yes, well, I think it's running a bit late now, 276 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,600 and we all know that you've just come back from-- 277 00:14:57,680 --> 00:15:03,080 Indeed, I have just returned from my incredible exploits, 278 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:06,760 flying over all the continents of the world. 279 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:13,720 However, nothing could have prepared me for what I noticed 280 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:16,920 on my way to the dining room. 281 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:20,280 You have said there is a thief among us. 282 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:26,240 But what is this, if not evidence of a much darker crime? 283 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:29,280 What that is, is my handkerchief. 284 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,720 I had a nose bleed. 285 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:32,960 What? Another one? 286 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:36,480 Yes. Right. Let's vote. 287 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,600 Oh, I'm really sorry. 288 00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:47,560 It's honestly nothing personal, Paul. 289 00:15:47,640 --> 00:15:50,240 - Oh. - It's just that I think you had, 290 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,560 like, the opportunity. 291 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,560 I'm too obvious. 292 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:55,840 Didn't you say there'd be, you know, another twist? 293 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,000 Paul, come on. 294 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:01,000 Really? 295 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,480 It's not my fault you've got a stupid name, is it? 296 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:05,200 Right. Frank? 297 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:08,680 It's always the person you expect the least. 298 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,560 Oh, oh, oh! 299 00:16:12,240 --> 00:16:14,520 So I stole my own pocket watch! 300 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,920 Very good. 301 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,360 Right. 302 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,800 Paul, you got the most votes. 303 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,440 So stand up, turn to page 4. 304 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,520 I confess I am the thief. 305 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:43,640 Yes, absolutely! Well done us! 306 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:45,760 Bill, have some water. 307 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:57,840 Get... justice... done. 308 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:03,680 Whatever the personal cost. 309 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,600 - Oh! - Ah! So good! 310 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:14,320 To think that I'm the one in theatre, and he's in plumbing. 311 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,320 Okay, you can stop milking it now! 312 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,440 See that's the thing with amateurs. 313 00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:21,280 They never know when to stop. 314 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:23,600 Bill? 315 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:26,720 - Oh. - Mm. 316 00:17:31,120 --> 00:17:32,720 I think there's another twist. 317 00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:37,320 - You can't trust actors. - No, you can't. 318 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,200 He-- He's dead! 319 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,600 - Is he, though? - Oh. 320 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:52,680 Eh? 321 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,560 He is, yes. 322 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,760 Dear God, we need to call an ambulance. 323 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,480 I told Bill he was overdoing it. 324 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,800 The landline's not working. I think it's the storm. 325 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,200 This awful house. 326 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:12,680 I never wanted to move here, 327 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,760 but of course Bill loved it. 328 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:18,320 It's perfect for all his games. 329 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,480 "Get justice done." 330 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,360 He was playing with us to the end. 331 00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,840 Are you sure you don't know the code to the safe? 332 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:28,520 No. He always kept that secret. 333 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,800 It was part of his thing. 334 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,800 He even made us put our phones in there, 335 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,400 because he thought it was only fair. 336 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:40,080 Shall we get you a little brandy? 337 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:44,840 - Does it have to be little? - No. 338 00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:08,440 Right. Eugene. 339 00:19:08,520 --> 00:19:12,040 Bill mentioned you were helping him with his will? 340 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,800 He reached out to me a few months ago. 341 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,880 Anything I should know about it? 342 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:19,320 Anything unusual? 343 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000 Eugene? 344 00:19:23,720 --> 00:19:26,480 He said he was worried he might die soon. 345 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,280 Okay. 346 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:49,360 Never mind an ambulance, 347 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,880 I've got to let the Board of Directors know 348 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:52,880 that Bill is dead. 349 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:55,440 He's not even cold, and you're thinking about that? 350 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:57,320 White Pumps and Plumbing 351 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,760 is one of the biggest companies in Stratford! 352 00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:04,040 Bill would've wanted a smooth handover. 353 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:06,040 - What? To you? - Yes. 354 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,720 He should've given me the company years ago! 355 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,960 You can dry your crocodile tears. 356 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,040 Desperate for a divorce. 357 00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,880 We need to talk. 358 00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:28,640 I don't think Bill died of natural causes 359 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:31,560 - I think he was murdered - So what we gonna do? 360 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,760 We're in the middle of nowhere. 361 00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,040 I hate to say it, but if there has been foul play, 362 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,720 it doesn't look great for Olivia. 363 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:40,040 - Why? - Well, Bill says he doesn't 364 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,960 trust her, then he dies, 365 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,520 and the last thing he says is he wants you to get justice done, 366 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,160 whatever the personal cost. 367 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,600 Just because Bill was worried about Olivia 368 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,240 doesn't mean he was right. 369 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,960 Yeah, and she does seem genuinely upset and shocked. 370 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:53,160 Which is more than I can say for some of them. 371 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,040 And if he was poisoned, it could have been anyone. 372 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:56,680 Paul! 373 00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:58,360 It can't have been the wine because he poured it for 374 00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,880 all of us, including himself. 375 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,120 - Might have been the soup. - Gazpacho? 376 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,320 Bless you. 377 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,080 I had a whole bowl of it, and I didn't even like it, 378 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,200 and now actually, I don't think I feel very well. 379 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:10,560 Look, calm down. The bowls were pre-served. 380 00:21:10,640 --> 00:21:13,040 Any sensible killer would've put it straight into Bill's bowl 381 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:15,120 and then disposed of whatever they used. 382 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,960 - Yeah. - Any clues on the body? 383 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,360 No. But some things don't leave a trace. 384 00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,120 Listen, we need to keep this to ourselves. 385 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,320 We don't want to spread panic. 386 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,200 What are you, um... 387 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:31,320 How dare you keep this from us! 388 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:44,120 Bill was murdered. 389 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:47,280 One of us is a killer. 390 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,200 Poisoned soup? 391 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:58,280 I need my pills. 392 00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:02,920 Look, if we all stick together, we should be safe. 393 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:06,480 Frank... 394 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,400 shall I get rid of that? 395 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:11,480 Yeah, and any other weapons you can find. 396 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,520 I'm a respected politician. 397 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:17,400 I can't afford to be caught up in some scandal about a murder! 398 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,400 Bill died of a heart attack. 399 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:21,560 You've let this murder mystery stuff get to your head. 400 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,320 It's true. What evidence do you have? 401 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,440 We're just being cautious. 402 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:28,880 I, uh, I need to use the toilet. 403 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,200 - Hang on. - It's an emergency! 404 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:50,440 Hello? 405 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,760 Go and ask her. Go on, just go! 406 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,920 Alright, yeah? 407 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,840 So... 408 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,040 You and Bill were getting a divorce, yeah? 409 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:21,360 We'd been unhappy for years. 410 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,640 But that doesn't mean to say I killed him. 411 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:27,600 No! Obviously not. I mean... 412 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:31,600 So how was it, Bottom? 413 00:23:31,680 --> 00:23:33,840 - What? - It? 414 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,880 Oh, it was fine. 415 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:40,120 If you really think it was murder, Franky boy, 416 00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:42,160 you could ask your ex. 417 00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:45,920 I mean, Bill didn't really want to give her a divorce. 418 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,800 Plus, who made the soup? 419 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:50,560 What about you? 420 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,440 There must be a reason Bill made you the thief in the game. 421 00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,960 He's been embezzling money from the company for years. 422 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,680 Where's your proof? 423 00:23:57,760 --> 00:24:00,000 In Bill's last will and testament, 424 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,280 ready to go to the board in the event of his death. 425 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:05,600 Bill made millions out of my designs, millions. 426 00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:08,640 Kept me on a miserable salary. 427 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,160 The unblockable toilet-- all me! 428 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,760 Toilets are all you ever think about. 429 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,400 - That's right. - Ever since you lot 430 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,480 used to shove my face in one! 431 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,560 That's right. 432 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,720 Where's Hannah? 433 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,600 I'll go and find her. 434 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:56,920 Must have been tough, being in Bill's shadow all these years. 435 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,440 We all were. 436 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,240 The rest of us moved on, Paul. 437 00:25:02,440 --> 00:25:04,600 Is that so? 438 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,920 Have you moved on from this? 439 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,760 Stop it! Stop it! What are you doing? 440 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,160 Give that back! 441 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:11,960 Is that from when Bill pushed you off 442 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,040 the music block roof? 443 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,560 Candlestick. 444 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,160 Lead piping. 445 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:37,320 Spanner. 446 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:42,960 Rope. 447 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,720 Oh, come on! 448 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:56,600 Come on. 449 00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:07,960 Do you know, I don't think Bill was murdered at all. 450 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,400 I think your Franky boy there's got the wrong end 451 00:26:09,480 --> 00:26:11,400 of his truncheon. 452 00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:14,920 You know, he only became a PI because he was fired. 453 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,640 I wasn't fired. I retired. I was admired. 454 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,760 I've looked everywhere, even the billiard room! 455 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,840 There's a billiard room. But I can't find-- 456 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,800 Look who I found trying to break into the safe. 457 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:28,480 Well, we're like fish in a barrel here! 458 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,520 Somebody has got to go for help. 459 00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:30,920 Oh, Hannah. 460 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,320 You just want to save your own skin. 461 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,080 What are you saying, Eugene? 462 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,240 Because I'd be very careful if I were you. 463 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:42,520 The only person we know is a criminal, is Paul. 464 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,120 And you would say that Bill wasn't murdered 465 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,000 if you'd murdered him. 466 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:49,040 Do you want me to prove that? 467 00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:51,120 - No. - Yes! 468 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:56,160 Oh, um... 469 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,480 Is that what I think it is? 470 00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:01,240 Yep. That's the end of Bill's soup. 471 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:05,400 You see, this is why he should've put me in charge. 472 00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,640 'Cos I get things done. 473 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,400 - Are you okay? - You, sir, you're an idiot! 474 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,040 And yeah, I'm fine. 475 00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:14,760 I mean, that was disgusting, but I'm... I'm fine. 476 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:16,280 Oh! 477 00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:18,360 Mr. Belch? 478 00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,560 No, I think his pulse is irregular. 479 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:22,920 We need to get him to hospital! 480 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000 - I'll check the landline. - Clear. 481 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,320 What are you... 482 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,520 Uh, no, I think it actually worked. 483 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:34,920 - What's happening? - You see? See? 484 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,120 There was definitely something in the soup. 485 00:27:38,120 --> 00:27:40,520 - What are you doing? - It was worth a try. 486 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,000 It's still dead. The landline. 487 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,120 Not you. 488 00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,600 Oh, good. 489 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:48,600 Right, this is an active crime scene. 490 00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,480 We need to get out of here and stay out of here. 491 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,600 Come on. 492 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,120 It's alright, come on. 493 00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:58,640 Okay. 494 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:07,720 He's either really stupid or really clever. 495 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:11,840 Well, I'd say stupid. Mind you, he did invent that toilet. 496 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:13,760 Will you stop fiddling with your truncheon? 497 00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:16,680 - I'm desperate for a wee. - Then go! 498 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:19,480 No! 499 00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,480 Someone in here is a poisoner. 500 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,680 But I'm starving! You ate the soup. 501 00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:26,880 - God. - Where's Sebastian? 502 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:35,080 Everything's going to be alright. 503 00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,040 Trust me. 504 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:46,680 Hannah's character pack. 505 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,520 She tore a page out. 506 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,040 Ooh. A confession? 507 00:28:50,120 --> 00:28:51,440 And there was supposed to be another twist 508 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:52,840 later on-- well, a murder. 509 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:54,520 - Bill? - No! Eugene. 510 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:57,800 "I confess to pushing Eugene Bottom down the stairs." 511 00:28:57,880 --> 00:28:59,400 What if it was Hannah and not Bill? 512 00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:00,800 What? 513 00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,800 When we were at college, 514 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,720 Eugene was pushed off the roof of the music block. 515 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,040 Bill, Paul, and Hannah used to hang out up there. 516 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:11,640 Eugene went up there one day. Maybe cos Bill dared him. 517 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:14,160 Either way, down he came. 518 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:17,120 Landed on the bike rack, was almost impaled. 519 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:18,920 He always thought that Bill pushed him, 520 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,280 but there was never any proof. 521 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,920 Bill never denied it, though. 522 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,280 Do you remember when we came in, 523 00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,280 Bill and Hannah were having that row? 524 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,920 Maybe it was about that. 525 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,840 Maybe she was worried that Bill was going to let 526 00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,720 everybody know what had happened. 527 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,920 If she did do it, that would give her a clear motive. 528 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,280 What about the other character packs? 529 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:36,480 Is there anything of interest? 530 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,160 Not that I can see. 531 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,640 I think we should go and talk to Hannah. 532 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,840 I just didn't want to play the murderer in the game. 533 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,680 That's all. 534 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,560 But what about the argument you were having with Bill earlier? 535 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,560 Something about toilets. 536 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,440 Public toilets are a waste of taxpayer's money. 537 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:57,360 People can use the pub. You know, spend a literal penny. 538 00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,360 - It's good for business. - Bill's business? 539 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:03,280 White Pumps and Plumbing service Stratford's public toilets. 540 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,880 And if they follow my plan, well, they'll lose the contract. 541 00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:10,160 So you two had toilet trouble. 542 00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,640 Wasn't worth trying to ruin my career over. 543 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:15,480 Were you being blackmailed? 544 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:19,600 Bill's dares! 545 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,520 I would never even have thought to push Eugene 546 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,360 if it wasn't for him! 547 00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,760 And then to hold it over me all these years later. 548 00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:29,440 But I did not poison him! 549 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:33,200 I mean, murder is hardly good as a vote-winner, is it? 550 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:38,960 I did see something, though. 551 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:44,720 Alright. Don't crowd me. 552 00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:48,240 Earlier... 553 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:51,960 when I was looking for my handbag, I heard something 554 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,960 in the kitchen. 555 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,520 I assumed everyone was in the drawing room. 556 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:03,720 So I looked in and saw Eugene 557 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,640 frantically searching for something. 558 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:14,400 He found whatever it was, put it in his pocket, and left. 559 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,560 I thought I heard a noise when I was in the kitchen. 560 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:23,480 He must have slipped in after I left. 561 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:27,400 You see, Eugene doesn't know 562 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:31,000 that it was me who pushed him off the roof. 563 00:31:31,080 --> 00:31:34,000 And if he wants revenge... 564 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,080 Revenge? 565 00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,760 - I'll give you revenge! - Oh! 566 00:31:38,840 --> 00:31:41,560 Eugene, I'm so sorry. 567 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:45,800 Let's all go and sit quietly in the drawing room, shall we? 568 00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:54,720 We just want to know what you were you doing in the kitchen. 569 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,080 It's a simple question. 570 00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:58,960 She's the one who should be answering the questions. 571 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,680 Come clean, Bottom. You killed Bill. 572 00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:03,880 Of course he did. 573 00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,960 You don't believe that, do you? 574 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,680 - Oh! - Oh! 575 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:22,760 I forgot about the truncheon. 576 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,480 You won't believe me, but I felt someone attack me. 577 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,000 I grabbed the first thing I could. 578 00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,200 So you're claiming self-defence? 579 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,720 I, um, sorry... 580 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,360 I just, uh-- oh! 581 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:38,720 I, um, tripped over that bit of carpet. 582 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,960 Yes, I think you hit me on your way down. 583 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,840 Yeah. I think you probably hit me, too. 584 00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,040 - Sorry. - I just screamed 585 00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:45,840 because everybody else screamed. 586 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:50,520 Well, it still doesn't explain what you were doing 587 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,760 in the kitchen, though. 588 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,080 It wasn't me. 589 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,520 I think I know what's been going on. 590 00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,800 Team meeting now. 591 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,600 Sebastian, you keep an eye on this lot. 592 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,920 What about the team meeting? 593 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,960 No. 594 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,880 What if Eugene is covering for someone? 595 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,040 I really feel like there's something going on 596 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,280 with him and Olivia. 597 00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:22,800 - Like what? - I don't know. 598 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:25,280 Just little words and glances. 599 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,360 Words and glances aren't admissible in a court of law. 600 00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,400 We're not in a court of law. 601 00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:34,360 And if Bill wouldn't grant her a divorce, then maybe... 602 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,080 I just think we need to speak to Olivia. 603 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,400 - Oh. - Sorry. 604 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:45,240 Olivia, can we have a little word, maybe in the library? 605 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:47,640 She's got nothing to say to you. 606 00:33:47,720 --> 00:33:51,000 Okay. Maybe she could tell me that herself. 607 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,200 Oh. This is what I was doing in the kitchen. 608 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,920 - I was getting these. - For me. 609 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,840 I mislaid them. Eugene saw I was struggling, 610 00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,480 and he found them for me, that's all. 611 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:07,600 - Mind if I take a look? - Of course. 612 00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:10,120 Thanks. 613 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:12,800 Digamenadine. 614 00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:14,440 Fatal in overdose. 615 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:16,520 And this is empty. 616 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,640 Looks like we've found our murder weapon. 617 00:34:18,720 --> 00:34:21,800 Question is, which one of you did it? 618 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:23,920 - It was me! - I confess everything. 619 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:25,920 After what you've been through, 620 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,840 nobody could blame you. - ...years ago. 621 00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:31,760 When you said you needed your pills, 622 00:34:31,840 --> 00:34:33,760 I thought you wanted me to cover up for you. 623 00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:36,240 I just couldn't find them. 624 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,840 You both thought the other one did it. 625 00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:40,800 You were covering for each other. 626 00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,880 But why? 627 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,520 Because they're in love, Frank. 628 00:34:46,600 --> 00:34:49,160 - That's a bit of a leap. - She's right. 629 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,280 We are. 630 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:55,640 He could see how unhappy I was with Bill. 631 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:58,040 We didn't mean anything to happen, but... 632 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,880 Bill knew you were having an affair? 633 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:04,600 He suspected, yes. But he thought it was with you. 634 00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:06,200 He saw us in town. 635 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:08,240 Put two and two together, made five. 636 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:10,880 So that's why there's all that stuff in the game about, 637 00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:12,040 you know... 638 00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:13,320 I didn't know he'd invited you. 639 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,400 Otherwise, I would have warned you. 640 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,200 We, uh... 641 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:20,080 must be missing something. 642 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:22,160 I can't think on an empty stomach or a full bladder. 643 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:25,320 Why don't you go and try out that famous flush? 644 00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,400 Yeah. 645 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:30,720 Hopefully it makes him feel better. 646 00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:32,800 Yeah. 647 00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:49,320 Keeler! 648 00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,760 What the hell are you doing? 649 00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:52,360 Trying to frighten me to death? 650 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,040 Seem a bit jumpy, Hathaway. 651 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:55,640 You would be, too, 652 00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:57,440 if you were stuck in a house with a dead body. 653 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:59,200 - Bill White? - How do you know? 654 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,280 Why you here anyway? 655 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,200 Anonymous tip-off. 656 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,360 Wouldn't normally follow it, but in this case... 657 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,240 Take me to the body, please. 658 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,520 This looks bad, Frank. Very bad. 659 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,200 Does it? 660 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,960 I mean, I know it does. But why do you think it does? 661 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,960 I received this at 21:00 hours. 662 00:36:22,040 --> 00:36:24,080 I came straight away, as instructed. 663 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:28,080 And here, just as I was warned, is Bill White dead. 664 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,040 Murdered by his love rival. 665 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:32,720 - You what? - Frank Hathaway. 666 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,200 That's nonsense. 667 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,680 Who did it then? 668 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:41,000 Odds are the person that sent you this note. 669 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:44,320 And they're probably sitting in the drawing room right now. 670 00:36:48,240 --> 00:36:50,040 Keeler! Thank goodness! 671 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:51,360 Don't get too excited. 672 00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:52,560 He thinks I killed Bill. 673 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:54,640 - You? - What? 674 00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,400 - Olivia Bluebell? - Yes. 675 00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,600 DS Keeler. 676 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:06,120 You wanted Bill gone so you and Frank 677 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,640 could carry on your love affair, correct? 678 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:11,920 What? No! I bumped into Frank. 679 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,800 We hadn't seen each other for years. 680 00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,840 So I gave him a hug. 681 00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,520 That's all it was. 682 00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:21,680 You sure about that? 683 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:27,440 Okay, I was thinking of asking him to dig up some dirt on Bill 684 00:37:27,520 --> 00:37:30,200 so I could get a divorce, but I didn't in the end. 685 00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,320 I haven't thought about Frank in that way for years. 686 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:37,800 I'm with Eugene. 687 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,480 I'm her lover. 688 00:37:42,720 --> 00:37:45,200 That does make more sense. 689 00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:47,480 But Frank didn't know that. 690 00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:50,920 You strung him along, made him do all the dirty work for you. 691 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,280 He was really gutted when she left him. 692 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,840 Cried all over his school dinners. 693 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,120 Uh, Joe, I didn't do it. 694 00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:02,200 Well, in that case, you won't mind if I search you then? 695 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,240 Whoa! Easy, tiger! 696 00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:17,560 Digamenadine? 697 00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,320 Wait, isn't that the same stuff that was in Bill's soup? 698 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:22,320 Now listen, don't you do anything stupid. 699 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:26,680 Frank Hathaway, I'm arresting you on suspicion of murder. 700 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,920 Back-up should be here any minute. 701 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,000 You know this is ridiculous. 702 00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:42,160 You know, I always knew you were gonna mess up, Frank, 703 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:45,400 but I must admit, I never thought it'd be murder. 704 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:47,960 - Oh, my God. - Oh, my God, indeed. 705 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,560 You'd better get yourself a very good lawyer. 706 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:53,440 Call yourself a Shakespeare scholar? 707 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:54,720 - What? - It's always the person 708 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,200 you least expect! 709 00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:57,880 - Delaying tactics. - Alright, thank you, 710 00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,120 Mr. Hairy Lip. Give me a chance. 711 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,960 Right, from the pack. 712 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,160 "Welcome, destruction, blood, and massacre. 713 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:07,480 I see, as in a map, the end of all." 714 00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,800 From the note that Keeler received. 715 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,800 "Bill White is in danger. 716 00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:15,960 The end of all his hopes, of his life, is coming." 717 00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,840 The end of all? 718 00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,720 These were written by the same person. 719 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,480 - Shakespeare? - No. 720 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:24,240 Just a phrase "The end of all." 721 00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,800 What if Bill wasn't murdered? What if he killed himself? 722 00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,800 - He wouldn't do that. - Never. 723 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,080 But if he was going to die anyway. 724 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,240 Exactly! The smoker's cough. 725 00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:35,880 The bloody handkerchief. 726 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,280 And you said he'd been losing weight recently. 727 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:40,280 Yes, that's true. 728 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:43,400 He designed the game so that we'd be at each other's throats. 729 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,360 You'd be exposed as a thief. 730 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:46,640 And you'd have to confess to Eugene, 731 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,280 putting your career at risk. 732 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,120 But he didn't live to see any of that. 733 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,760 Yeah, the story's falling apart Frank. 734 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,440 Bill died before he expected to. 735 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:59,880 In Romeo and Juliet, Romeo has time after he takes the poison 736 00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:01,800 to do a whole speech. 737 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:05,440 But Bill can't have had even the whole dose 738 00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:08,400 because there was still enough gazpacho for you to have some 739 00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,720 and you only fainted. 740 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,760 But if he was already ill... 741 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,520 He misjudged the dose. 742 00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,280 Doesn't explain why you had the pills in your pocket. 743 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:19,240 Maybe they were planted. 744 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:21,720 In the library, when he asked me to keep an eye on Olivia, 745 00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,640 he could have slipped them easily into my pocket. 746 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,280 If we had been having an affair, 747 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,760 well, the plan would've been genius. 748 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,720 What plan? 749 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,960 First, destruction. 750 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:41,560 The game, secrets are revealed. 751 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:48,200 Second, blood. That disgusting tomato soup. 752 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:52,040 Third, massacre. Bill's death. Olivia's in the frame. 753 00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,200 You turn up, now I'm in the frame. 754 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,440 If only he'd talked to me. 755 00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:02,040 He always had to be in control, even after his death. 756 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,040 He wanted to break you all. 757 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,000 That's why he took our keys and phones off us, 758 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,400 locked them away, trapped us here. 759 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,560 Now, this is all just circumstantial. 760 00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,640 Not when you see they've both been written 761 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:13,960 on the same typewriter. 762 00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:19,520 Bill's typewriter, the one with the wonky "E". 763 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000 You got the keys. 764 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,200 Thy drugs are quick! 765 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:45,040 Thus with a kiss, I die. 766 00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,560 That actually was really good! 767 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:55,120 I mean, bravo. That was... That was brilliant! 768 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:58,520 I wish I could help you, but I'm going back to acting myself. 769 00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,640 Bill made me stop. 770 00:42:00,720 --> 00:42:04,080 But I hope to see you at an audition or something. 771 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,960 Don't give up. Good work. 772 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,200 I've had enough of you causing trouble, Frank. 773 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:10,480 Causing trouble? 774 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:13,160 All I did was give her a hug. 775 00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,360 Well, now there's a man dead, and I've got to question 776 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,120 somebody about theft. 777 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,320 Hope he's not too hard on Paul. 778 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:22,760 I was wanting him to invent an unsplashable toilet seat. 779 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,160 Olivia's leaving casting. 780 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:28,560 I know, we heard. I'm sorry. 781 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:36,800 You know, I don't think Bill was as clever as he thought. 782 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:38,920 Yeah, yeah, he's not. 783 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,920 'Cos massacre, it means several people, not just one. 784 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,880 Yes. 785 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:47,000 And he misunderstood that Dogberry quote. 786 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:50,240 "Forget not that I am an ass"? 787 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:53,000 Dogberry's not really a useless copper. 788 00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:55,720 He saves the day in the end. 789 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:00,040 Shall we? 790 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,480 Oh.